No, not that. Get your mind out of the gutter.
I want him to play his pipes.
My personal method is a snarly face and hands near my face with the fingers curled to suggest claws, but this would work too:
I will admit that the Hoff can sing. He even has a somewhat successful career in music. I don’t happen to be a fan, but I can’t help but admire the man’s tenacity and determination to be seen and heard, no matter how crap or corny or unintentionally funny the effort.
It’s the video I object to. It’s very ambitious, but ends up being a terrible collection of bad cliches, bad effects and bad editing. I can’t decide whether it’s serious or if it’s meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Either way, the Eskimo outfit was a big mistake. He looks like a very ugly polar bear in it.
Leonard, why couldn’t you just have stuck to acting?
And why, since you were obviously determined to have a singing career, did you have to hand the making of your music video over to Ed Wood’s less talented cousin?
I don’t think I need say anything about the choice of music.